Be a Man
Listen up, brother.
It’s time to get those forms in for Guys’ Retreat (Dudefest).
Here’s the deal. If you don’t get them in on or before January 9th, then the price will go up from $60 to $75. That’s $15 you could be using to buy 5lbs of bacon… or flowers for your mother, because you’re considerate like that.
You don’t want to miss this weekend. Because you’re a man.